Conversations from a Mongol Camp.

Having just completed my Irregular Miniature's Mongol Camp set,I thought I might share some daftness!!!!

Man on horse to little boy "Can I ride your camel?"-Lady to man on horse,"No, you pervert,and get your finger out of that poor bird's arse!"

Seated man to man on horse,"where did you get that head?"-man on horse,"At Beijing-a sort of Chinese take-a-way!"-Man standing,"Who said humour was dead?"

Woman to man on horse,"Oh,are there two more guests for dinner?"-Man on horse,"No these two guests are our dinner!!"

An idle mind is the Devil's tool!!!!!