Wednesday 22 April 2020

Swindled

Alas one of our members has suffered the fate that we all try to avoid....

What could this be? 
A corona virus scam...

A banking swindle....

Door step villains?

No. Much more devastating

A swine out there has carried out a deception

A heinous deed that would have statesmen crying out to the public...

Public punishment and recompense

What could have been the cause of such an outrage.. and abuse of a dear friend.. reducing a grown man to wail and dare I say .. utter profanities

The subject of such dastardly acts you ask...

None other than...


Correct... the humble sausage

Poor Brian is mortified.. under sold

Promised yet supplied short of his quota

Woe upon the perpetrator

Varus..bring me back my sausage!


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15 comments:

  1. william coutts22 April 2020 at 19:34

    Paul,I echo that thought-Bring me back my sausage!!
    A word of caution-never trust anyone,not even a family member!From now on I'm going to count all my sausages,just in case I get "done"
    johnc

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  2. B Irving22 April 2020 at 22:34

    What they are all forgetting John now I have hung up my Baseball bat due to ill Health And as you know I used to mix with some horrible People when this Madness is over the Perpetrator of this Blatant Liberty can expect a visit from Men with big Sticks

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    1. william coutts23 April 2020 at 20:21

      Brian,you still mix with some horrible people-US!!!-wish I had a big stick!!
      johnc

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  3. tradgardmastare23 April 2020 at 07:29

    Tell him to try a bridie instead.

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    1. william coutts23 April 2020 at 20:25

      Allan-that must be a Scottish thing is it?
      We English still believe that a Haggis is real you know!!
      johnc

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  4. Dennis Jobling23 April 2020 at 12:23

    Such criminality about these day. This is an outrage, in fact I'd go so far as to say an inrage! Varus has long since gone with said sausage sadly! A word of warning, beware of Greeks bearing sausages too!

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    1. william coutts23 April 2020 at 20:23

      Dennis-are feeling ok?
      It's a horrible story of one bag of 20 sausages being split "evenly"-only Brian ended up with 9 instead of 10!
      johnc

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    2. Dennis Jobling23 April 2020 at 22:01

      LOL! Another mystery solved!

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    3. william coutts24 April 2020 at 18:47

      Dennis,ah yes,but what of the origins of the universe??
      johnc

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  5. Independentwargamesgroup24 April 2020 at 08:41

    Brian you should use vegan bangers. No one would touch them.

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    1. william coutts24 April 2020 at 18:49

      Robbie,I had a completely vegan barbecue this afternoon,if it wasn't for the lamb and pork steaks,and ,of course,the sausages(pork too)
      johnc

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  6. B Irving24 April 2020 at 09:17

    I think suppliers need watching.
    So I am asking for help from you all.
    When you open a Tin of Beans take note of the Brand and Count them.
    Post your Results on Here and I will Name and Shame the Rip off Merchants.

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    1. william coutts24 April 2020 at 18:46

      Brian,if you "google" the question,you will receive the correct answer without any fuss-the answer is 465-now what???
      johnc

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  7. B Irving24 April 2020 at 19:30

    There you are told you.
    Mine only had 460.
    I bet they are Stingy with Grains of Rice.
    We shall see!!

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